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We are proud to present our 2016-17 season!


Love, Loss and What I Wore (Season Opener) ​
By Nora Ephron and Dehlia Ephron 

Directed by Joanne Arbuthnott

September 8th - 11th, 2016

Winner - 2010 Drama Desk Award for Unique Theatrical Experience

Winner - 2010 Audience Award for Favorite New Off-Broadway Play

Proving that a great show is always in fashion, Love, Loss, and What I Wore has become an international hit. This intimate collection of stories based on the best-seller by Ilene Beckerman, uses clothing and accessories and the memories they trigger to tell funny and often poignant stories that all women can relate to.

The Rocky Horror Show 
Book, music and lyrics by Richard O’Brien

Directed by Jolene Pattison

October 20th - November 5, 2016

Winner - 1973 Evening Standard Award for Best Musical

Join Frank N. Furter and the Transylvanians in welcoming newly engaged Brad and Janet to their remote castle. The young couple will experience shock, horror, and awesome songs along the way. Will they get out alive? Will they stay engaged? Will they have too much fun? First produced in 1973, The Rocky Horror Show was the inspiration for the cult classic Rocky Horror Picture Show in 1975. It is both a tribute to, and parody of, B movies – the science fiction and horror movies that were staples to baby boomers everywhere. The play has cross-dressing aliens, a transvestite mad scientist, ray guns, and a Frankenstein monster – Rocky himself!

Don’t Tell Mother

By Monk Ferris 

Directed by Daniel Yule

 January 19 - February 4, 2017

Cinnamon Schmidt’s life is turned upside down when she is the only witness to a bank robbery on the same day as her fiance is meeting her mother for the first time. When a federal agent, her fiance's mother and the bank robber all show up, nobody can keep their story straight in this hilarious farce full of adventure, romance, mistaken identity, and an out of control vacuum cleaner.

Elephant’s Graveyard

By George Brant

Directed by Tamara Smith

March 30 - April 15, 2017

Winner - 2008 Keene Prize for Literature

Once upon a time in Tennessee.... There was a town... There was a circus... And there was an elephant. Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up. The circus is coming to town. This highly theatrical, award winning drama buzzes with truth about the consequences of misunderstanding. 

Jake’s Women

By Neil Simon

Directed by Ian MacDermid

June 8 - 24, 2017

Jake, a novelist who is more successful with fiction that with life, faces a marital crisis by daydreaming about the women in his life. The wildly comic and sometimes moving flashbacks played in his mind are interrupted by visitations from actual females.

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